I was in the restaurant enjoying my lunch
Then I heard strange sounds.
I stood up and followed the noise.
Only to realise it was someone getting robed.
I went to the scene between the victim and the robber.
I gave him a giant kick till he fell to the ground.
The cops came I told them the problem has already been solved
People congratulated me and even gave me gifts.
So I went home to my wife
I thought she would congratulate me like the others.
Instead she told me goodnight.
I thought it was a joke but she was serious.
Then I realised I was hero for the day and nobody by night.